4a. Bro, do you even lift?? [Human bodies meant learning new limits. When he was just a sword, he didn't have to worry about muscle pain and strength training, but now that he had arms and legs, he had to be the strongest. It was only right seeing as how he was a war sword. So while most swords might have been working on figuring out food and rest and which button to push on the microwave, Doudanuki was learning what he could and couldn't lift at the citadel to increase his strength. Things like books and boxes and rocks and barbells and tantou and bales of hay and tachi and TVs. You know, the normal stuff. So as other swords were going about their day, they might be suddenly lifted into the air bench press style without so much as a how-do-you-do.]
Huh, so that's how much you weigh.
4b. Ugh, bro, I lifted too much [Eventually, EVENTUALLY, it had to backfire. Doudanuki lifted too many things at once or he lifted something that was too heavy, and now he was stuck underneath it. He tried so hard and came so far, but in the end, he looked like a squashed bug under a pile of something. Will you help him, comrade? Or laugh at him? Maybe it was your stuff he tried to lift and is now crushed under the weight of. Maybe it was that stuff you bought from town. Or the entire month's worth of rice bags that he spilled everywhere. Sorry.
Help?]
7a. FINALLY. Tactical Chestnuts!!! [He isn't tall and this isn't exactly what he expected to be called upon to do, but here he is with a basket and some comrades and a stick. He was told to go gather 'chestnuts' whatever those were and given the stick to beat trees, which was honestly the only reason why he agreed to go. Beating a tree was good strength training!! It took him awhile to find his first chestnut tree (according to the picture he was given??), but once he smacked it hard enough, sure as rain in June, down came a few spiky balls of deliciousness.
Which looked more like weapons to him.
Awesome.
Doudanuki picked one up, carefully considered the weight and heft of the thing in his hand and then turned to the closest sword he could find. Time for some real training!!]
Oi!
[And with only that as a warning, he lobbed the comestible projectile full strength at their head.]
Wildcard [Choose your own adventure!!! I will legit do anything. Tell him to wear a rainbow fundoshi and run around in the freezing cold river because it's *~training~* and he'll probably do it and then hate you.]
doudanuki masakuni (ota - COME AT ME SWORDBROS)
[Human bodies meant learning new limits. When he was just a sword, he didn't have to worry about muscle pain and strength training, but now that he had arms and legs, he had to be the strongest. It was only right seeing as how he was a war sword. So while most swords might have been working on figuring out food and rest and which button to push on the microwave, Doudanuki was learning what he could and couldn't lift at the citadel to increase his strength. Things like books and boxes and rocks and barbells and tantou and bales of hay and tachi and TVs. You know, the normal stuff. So as other swords were going about their day, they might be suddenly lifted into the air bench press style without so much as a how-do-you-do.]
Huh, so that's how much you weigh.
4b. Ugh, bro, I lifted too much
[Eventually, EVENTUALLY, it had to backfire. Doudanuki lifted too many things at once or he lifted something that was too heavy, and now he was stuck underneath it. He tried so hard and came so far, but in the end, he looked like a squashed bug under a pile of something. Will you help him, comrade? Or laugh at him? Maybe it was your stuff he tried to lift and is now crushed under the weight of. Maybe it was that stuff you bought from town. Or the entire month's worth of rice bags that he spilled everywhere. Sorry.
Help?]
7a. FINALLY. Tactical Chestnuts!!!
[He isn't tall and this isn't exactly what he expected to be called upon to do, but here he is with a basket and some comrades and a stick. He was told to go gather 'chestnuts' whatever those were and given the stick to beat trees, which was honestly the only reason why he agreed to go. Beating a tree was good strength training!! It took him awhile to find his first chestnut tree (according to the picture he was given??), but once he smacked it hard enough, sure as rain in June, down came a few spiky balls of deliciousness.
Which looked more like weapons to him.
Awesome.
Doudanuki picked one up, carefully considered the weight and heft of the thing in his hand and then turned to the closest sword he could find. Time for some real training!!]
Oi!
[And with only that as a warning, he lobbed the comestible projectile full strength at their head.]
Wildcard
[Choose your own adventure!!! I will legit do anything. Tell him to wear a rainbow fundoshi and run around in the freezing cold river because it's *~training~* and he'll probably do it and then hate you.]